We love the Olympics around here . Emily in particular . Before they even begin , she has a roster with all the events and their schedules . For two weeks , Team U.S.A. , takes over this house . We have a game that we play during the Olympics . A game where we assign family members to a specific sport . We call ourselves Team Krol U.S.A. !
The roundup's for the 2012 Olympics are .......
Commentary - Jan
our friend with the gift of gab
Judges - Ted
he is the oldest of us three
- Pam
his wife who is a doctor , she can see how visibly healthy they are
- babcia/Mary
our mom , grandmother ... always claiming to be the roots of this family
Cheering Section - Myself
I can't really do anything else . Now if there was an olympics for eating
- Missy
she's preggers and also loves to eat
- Brianna
they don't have a sport for potty training
- Jackie
a teeny weeny doggie , very loud yelper
- Diamond
she sleeps 16 hours a day , no sport for that except the Guinness
Records
- Ashton
he can be a great boo-er especially when he stops being your friend
CYCLING - TOM L.
Women's gold , silver , bronze
I guess Tom did best when dressed in drag because in the Men's , he didn't come close.
Maybe if he was allowed to ride with a glass of wine in his hand .. Back to riding to work only .
SWIMMING/WATER POLO - KATHY
Men's Women's Women's WaterPolo - Gold
8 gold , 5 silver ,3 bronze 8 gold , 3 silver , 3 bronze
Since Tom and Kathy are married , I don't know how he will ever live this down . We
know who wears the pants in this house .
GYMNASTICS - EMILY
Men's all around -bronze Women's - 3 gold , silver , bronze
I better keep my mouth shut since I live with this one .
VOLLEYBALL IN/OUT - CAROL
Women's Indoor -silver Beach - gold , silver
As long as Carol gets to wear a bikini and there's a beach . . . she's good . All that's
missing is a can of beer and all bleeping sounds .
BASKETBALL - TIM
Both Men and Women - gold
Of course , he's my grandson , so he's a winner all around .
BOXING - LUKE
Women's - gold , bronze
All that boxing with his brother did him no good since all he thought about was working on the cars but with the help of Elvis he got the gold
TRACK/FIELD - FAITH
Men's 3 gold , 9 silver , 3 bronze Women's 5 gold , 4 silver , 4 bronze
Since she weighs only 40 lbs . and 10 years old. she blew with the wind .
FIELD HOCKEY - JUSTIN
no medal
Even though he is built for the sport , his heart is as big as the sky ! He is more interested in nature than in blocking someone .
DIVING - ELAINA
1 Gold , 1 silver , 2 bronze
With her father's coaching from below , she beat China . Quite an accomplishment for a 5 year old.
WRESTLING/JUDO/TAEKWONDO - HENRY
2 Golds, 2 bronze/ gold,silver / 2 bronze
Since we were children , he's been jumping out dark hallways and kung fu-ing me so he should exalt in this sport .
TRIATHLON-TAMMY
4th place - I'm really proud of Tammy to get this far , it's quite an accomplishment for a mother of three just to find the time to train .
ANYTHING WITH A BOAT-JOEY
Women's Rowing- gold and bronze
Not sure why we placed him in these sports except he looks good in a boat while fishing but then , if he knows what good for him , he will let his wife bring home all the medals .
TENNIS/BADMINTON/TABLE TENNIS - AUBREY
Women's - 3 gold , Doubles bronze
As usual , the women kicked butt , but then we are not surprised here . In our family , the women wear the pants and the men clip coupons .
ARCHERY/SHOOTING - DESTINY
Men's Archery-silver , Shooting 3 gold , bronze
I still can't believe we gave Destiny a gun or any weapon at all , but , luckily they were blanks and everyone ducked .
FENCING - TOMMY U.
Women's Bronze
Of all the sports , he sure looks the very best in his little fencing outfit and no one can do that stance better than him .
WEIGHTLIFTING - ZOFIA
Women's bronze
This is perfect for my Aunt since I have always known she was a very strong woman .
SOCCOR/HANDBALL- LOGAN
Women's gold
My Godson , so I'm very partial to him as well . He has always been good at sports . Why not ? It's my blood rushing thru his veins .
EQUESTRIAN - HANNAH
6th place
It's not about winning . It's about looking GREAT and she looked FABULOUS ! She got a gold in that category !
THIS CONCLUDES THE TEAM KROL U.S.A. OLYMPICS !! THANKS FOR READING !
Hilarious!
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ReplyDeleteHAHA this is great, just goes to show you how well you know us all. Go Team Krol
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