Has this ever happened to any of you? I do miss those crazy Christmas colored red and green plaid pajama pants. They were so tattered that I had no choice, but to throw them out. Hmmmm, maybe I can find another pair at Walmart. Winter is almost here.
A Diary Of A Crazy Woman
I've become a crazy woman ! My mother called as I was on my way out the door . Picking up my keys , grabbing my handbag and putting on my coat almost in the same order . I was in a hurry . The whole time speaking to her about the latest in my life . I suddenly became panicky , trying to locate my phone .
Yes , I know now that I'm using the phone but at that moment it didn't register with my brain . Racing to my room only to find ......nothing . I race to the kitchen ...again .....nothing . By now , I have become frantic . Racing from room to room , overturning pillows , opening drawers , dumped my handbag 's contents on the kitchen table ..... nothing . I have no time for this ! I'm late already ! I scream into the phone to my mother , " mom , I can't find my phone !"
All I heard was laughter . " Lottie , that's something I usually do".
If that isn't looney , I don 't know what is . I still can't believe I did that . Now that I had more time to think about it , I'm not surprised . Not only am I a mad , mad woman but I've also started to dress as one . My daily wear ? A bright pink kerchief for my head . A yellow tank top because I'm always hot . My fave Christmas green/red plaid pajama pants . Who wouldn't think I was crazy !?
No wonder my behavior is odd . I probably walk around mumbling but don't realize it .
Have a blessed day everyone.
Yes , I know now that I'm using the phone but at that moment it didn't register with my brain . Racing to my room only to find ......nothing . I race to the kitchen ...again .....nothing . By now , I have become frantic . Racing from room to room , overturning pillows , opening drawers , dumped my handbag 's contents on the kitchen table ..... nothing . I have no time for this ! I'm late already ! I scream into the phone to my mother , " mom , I can't find my phone !"
All I heard was laughter . " Lottie , that's something I usually do".
If that isn't looney , I don 't know what is . I still can't believe I did that . Now that I had more time to think about it , I'm not surprised . Not only am I a mad , mad woman but I've also started to dress as one . My daily wear ? A bright pink kerchief for my head . A yellow tank top because I'm always hot . My fave Christmas green/red plaid pajama pants . Who wouldn't think I was crazy !?
No wonder my behavior is odd . I probably walk around mumbling but don't realize it .
Have a blessed day everyone.
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