The Funnies

Hello everyone,

I hope everyone had a wonderful 4th of July. As you can see, I also have taken the time to spend with my loved ones. So sit back, enjoy the fireworks and the conversation. In case, you run out of things to kid around with, here are some suggestions.

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Tech support:    What kind of computer do you have? 
Customer:          A white one.
Tech support:    Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen. 
Customer:          Your left or my left?

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Customer:   

Hi, good afternoon, this is Michele, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'can’t find printer’.
I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it.
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  Customer:          My keyboard  is not working anymore.
Tech support:    Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer:          No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support:    Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer:          OK
Tech support:     Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer:          Yes
Tech support:    That means the keyboard is not plugged in.

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Customer:            I can't get on the Internet.
Tech support:      Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer:            Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech  support:     Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer:            Five dots.

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Tech  support:   What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer:          Netscape.
Tech support:    That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer:          Oh, sorry. Internet Explorer.

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Customer:    

I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.

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Tech support:     How may I help you?
Customer:           I'm writing my first email.
Tech support:     OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer:           Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the little circle around it?

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A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support:     Are you running it under ‘Windows’?
Customer:   'No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine.'
 
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Tech  support:    'Okay Bob, let's  press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen.  Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager.'
Customer:          I don't have a P.
Tech  support:   On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer:          What do you mean?
Tech support:    'P'.....on your  keyboard, Bob.
Customer:          I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!

 

   Have a blessed day everyone.